"Listen Optimus, I could give you a new name to go buy if you wanted. Heck it took me 5 name-changes to get it right. I once went by 'Pyramid' as in pyramid scheme. It was confusing name to explain so I changed it." Optimus looked around the large hangar, "Well swindle does fit you better than pyramid. What are we doing here?" Swindle spun on his heel, "That my fine prodigy is an excellent question that I am not at liberty to answer." He turned around and continued to amble between the rows of gleaming cruisers. The chrome nose-cones on some fighter ships stabbed menacingly at them as they passed, after about 3 minutes of walking in mild silence the rows gave way to an open area w/ 2 offices on either side. In the center was a spectacular jet in a large blue-tinted case. It's fins arched over it's exhaust, the wings were folded up and beautifully magnificent in size and style. A rugged looking bot strolled out of the office, he hunched over a data card in his massive claws, massive engines on his shoulders had decepticon symbols stamped on them. "Swindle?" He chirped, his voice was oddly pleasant. It was deep but light w/ cheer, Optimus wanted to trust him but.... he was so unnerving.
"Yep, how you been Blackout? You still got those processor aches?" Blackout sighed, "Yeah, but my doc-bot's been helpin' me. Gave me this and told me to lay off the alt-mode designing." He pulled out a small bottle w/ a prescription on the side. It was from Red alert. She was a good bot, Optimus didn't care what anybot said on the contrary. "I got one of the nerds at the scientific union to help me w/ this." He pointd at the jet in the case "Wheeljack I think his name was? Anyway I sketched it out and he made the blueprints, but I got the patent." Blackout beamed w/ pride; or beamed as well as his face allowed. "I call her 'the has-been', pretty cool huh?" Swindle nodded approvingly "Sadly not my style, too high-class for me. Are you sure you designed it? Looks like the work of primus to me." Blackout blushed "Oh please, it was nothing, just my masterpiece." "But about the 25 delta-cruisers," Blackout snapped to attention "Ah yes! Sorry, got a little side-tracked," He held up the card and read the words displayed. "That will be... 8,000 credits, I gave you a frequent customer discount." He handed swindle the card, "Well now, that's very kind of you- but I already planned on spending 20,000 credits at the very least. So how much for three scans of 'The Has-been'?" Blackout grinned a silly little smile "For you, the total would come to 20,000 credits." "You're too kind Blackout, too kind and too skilled for your own good." Blackout smiled, "Oh hey, who's this?" he said pointing to Optimus. "How should I know," said Swindle "he won't tell me his name." "It's Optimus p-" He fumbled. "Optimus what? Optimus Pawn?" "Yeah, Optimus Pawn sounds good. But for real, how are we going to ship all these ships to wherever they're going?" Swindle once more spun on his heel, "Blackout will ship them to us, no biggie." they took 3 scan files and paid for the ships before they left, "So, Optimus pawn is it?"
"Shut up."
"No no, it suits you, you wear the name well."
Optimus glared at him "I dont like it."
"Why not? Oh right, you were hoping to be a prime and you flunked out because your buddy guilt-tripped you into fessing up by blaming you for Elita-one's death. Listen-"
Optimus spun on him "WHAT OF IT!?"
Swindle put up his palms in a placating gesture "Optimus, I'm not trying to pick at old wounds here, I'm just trying to shed light on a helpful situation. By changing your name, you've started to move away from your guilt-filled life, am I right? Don't you feel better already? Doesn't just the thought of a new life excite you? Tell me Optimus, no -not Optimus- Pawn, tell me Pawn; how do you feel?"
Optimus shook his head, something wasn't right with that question and he didn't know what it was.
"I feel... overwhelmed. Can we not talk about this right now?"
Swindle spread his servos wide "Of course, of course I can understand." He stopped and pointed.
Ahead of them was an "alt-mode only zone" sign, and a cop. "Follow my lead." Optimus stuck out his hand to stop him from what ever he was about to do, and got his servo pinched between Swindle's armor."FRAGGING SPAWN OF A SLAG EATING GLITCH!" He tried to pull out his servo but it was stuck,"Optimus? What happened?" Swindle revved his engine and tried to transform into robot mode, he too was stuck. The cop bolted towards them shouting for a med-bot over his comm-frequency, "Are you ok!?" He shouted at them. "Im stuck but my...f.."
That was all Optimus caught before passing out.